Zidane Vs. Fidel Castro

20 February 2008

A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the
fourth time.
"How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to
your first husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."
"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."
"Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third
"He died of a broken neck."
"A broken neck?"
"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."