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26 May 2008

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are on the run from the law when
they find an old barn to hide out in. The police are close on their
tails, so when the women find three sacks, they immediately jump into
them. About a minute later, a policeman comes into the barn and sees
the suspicious-looking sacks. He kicks the first one.
"Meow," says the redhead.
"It must be a cat," thinks the policeman and he kicks the second sack.
"Woof," says the brunette.
"Must be a dog," thinks the policeman and he kicks the third sack.
"Potatoes," says the blonde.

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17 May 2008

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12 May 2008

A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because every
part of her body hurt.

The doctor looked concerned and said, "Show me where."

The blonde touched her own arm and screamed, "Ouch!"

Then she touched her leg and screamed, "Ouch!"

She touched her nose and cried, "Ouch!"

She looked at her doctor and said, "See? It hurts everywhere!"

The doctor laughed and said, "Don't worry; it's not serious. You''ve
just got a broken index finger."

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Two tourists were traveling through Louisiana. As they approached
Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the
town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.
As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee,
''Before we order could you settle an argument for us? Would you
please pronounce where we are very slowly.'' The blonde leaned over
and said ''Burrrrrrr Gurrrrrr Kingggg.''

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"Please remove your blouse and bra," says the doctor to the young
blonde, placing his stethoscope around his neck.

When she is ready, the doc says, "Big breaths."

"Yeth," she replies, "and I'm only thixthteen!"

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05 May 2008

Q: How does a blonde guy take a shower?
A: He pees against the wind.

TO: Boss
FROM: Blondie
RE: Changing Calendars from Y2K

I hope that I haven't misunderstood your instructions because, to be
honest, none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me. At any
rate, I have finished the conversion of all of the months on all of
the company calendars for next year. The calendars have returned from
the printer and are ready to be distributed with the following new


I also changed all the days of each week to:


We are now Y to K compliant. Have a nice dak!!!

He is Good Man

A blonde is driving along a deserted country road with fields on
either side. She looks out the window and sees another blonde in the
middle of a field, in a rowboat, rowing and rowing.

She stops the car, rolls down the window and yells, "You know it's
blondes like you who give the rest of us blondes a bad name!"

Getting no reaction from the blonde in the rowboat, she screams, "If I
could swim I'd come out there and punch you out!"

Crazy Animals

A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn't find any buyers. She
called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles
she had on her car.

"235,000 miles." Her friend told her that was the problem. But the
blonde's friend told her that her brother is a mechanic and could put
back the miles to whatever she wanted. So the blonde went to the
mechanic and told him to put the miles at 40,000. Two days later the
blond's friend asked her if she sold the car since her brother dropped
the miles. The blonde told her, "Why would I sell the car? There are
only 40,000 miles on it!"

Funny Kids

Once there was a blonde who really needed some money. She saw an ad
in the newspaper for a job at an Elmo factory. She went down and
applied, but the manager told her that she wouldn't want the job
because it was so boring. The blonde begged him and told him she would
do anything because she needed the money really bad. After long
consideration the manager hired her.

After a few hours the manager looked at the video-monitor showing the
factory floor and saw that the conveyer belt was backed up. The
manager went downstairs to find out what the problem was. When he
arived there the blonde was sewing two marbles into the crotch of
every Elmo.

The manager said, ''I said to give each Elmo two test tickles; not two