25 September 2008
Three blondes were witnesses to a crime, so they went to the policestation to identify the suspect. The police chief said he would showthem a mug shot of someone for thirty seconds, then ask each one for adescription. After showing the photo to the first blonde, he coveredit, then asked her how she would recognize the suspect.''Easy,'' she replied. ''He only has one eye.''The chief was stunned. ''He only has one eye because it is a profileshot! Think about it!'' He repeated the procedure for the secondblonde and again asked how she would recognize him.''He only has one ear,'' was her answer.''What is the matter with you people?!? It is a profile shot! You areseeing him from the side!'' He repeated the procedure for the thirdblonde, then said, ''How would you recognize the suspect? Now thinkbefore you give me a stupid answer.''After viewing the photo, she thought for a minute, then said, ''He'swearing contact lenses.''This took the chief by surprise. He looked real hard at the pictureand couldn't tell if the suspect had contacts or not, so he went intothe database and looked at the report. Sure enough, when the mug shotwas taken, he was wearing contact lenses! He went back to her andasked, ''How could you tell he was wearing contact lenses? Nobody elsehere in this precinct saw that!''''Well,'' she said, ''he can't wear regular glasses with only one eyeand one ear, now, can he?''
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