A blonde decides to show her husband that despite what everyone
says, blondes really are smart.
While her husband is at work, she decides that she is going to paint
the living room in their house. So the next day as soon as he leaves,
she gets down to the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home after work and smells the distinctive smell
of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on
the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a parka
and a mink. He asks her what she is doing. She replies that she wanted
to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to
do it by painting the room.
He says that he was impressed at the good job she had done, but what's
with her wearing the two coats?
She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and
they said, ''FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS!''
23 September 2008