TEN Best Things To Say When Caught Sleeping At Your Desk
10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the time
management course you sent me to."
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the tippex. You probably got here
just in time."
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and
envisioning a new paradigm."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related
stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"
4. "Blast! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a
solution to our biggest problem."
3. "The coffee machine is broken."
2. "Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot."
AND THE number 1 BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR
1. ".....in Jesus' name. Amen."
04 October 2008