AMAZING Mustang Drawing

26 January 2008

There was this American tourist in Mexico, and he was getting tired
of walking around, so he went up to a donkey rental place and said,
''Can I rent a donkey?'
The guy said, "We don't call them donkeys here, we call them asses.
This is the only ass I have left, and you have to scratch him when you
want to make him stop."
The guy rides his ass for a while, sees a hotdog stand, and asks for a
hotdog. The vendor replies, "We don't call them hotdogs here we call
the wieners."
Meanwhile his donkey is wandering away, so he goes up to another
tourist and says "Will you hold my wiener whille I scratch my ass?"