VW Golf GTI W12-650

The Polish were upset because of their bad reputation. A group of them got
together and approached a conference of Americans, Germans, and Japanese and
asked for help on this matter. An American replied, "You must do something
so the world will respect you. The Japanese are known for their technology and
the Germans are known for their resourcefulness. We Americans have had respect
since we helped win the World War against the other two. See, you need to do
something world-famous." A German added," Yes, he's right. Why don't
you find a place in this world in need of a bridge that no one has dared build,
build it, come back to us, and we will help publicize it."
With that, the Polish set off to build their bridge. They designed it and
worked 6 months and finally completed it. They then went back to report it to
the group. The bridge was a beautiful bridge but it had one flaw: it was erected
in the middle of the Sahara Desert. An American said, "No, no. See, that is
why you have your reputation. There is no need for a bridge in the middle of the
desert. Now go and dismantle it, and find a more strategic spot to erect
it."
The Polish returned to the conference in two weeks. One of the Japanese said,
"Two weeks! It only took you two weeks to dismantle that bridge and build a
new one??? That is amazing!!" To which a Polish man replied, "Well,
not exactly. When we returned to the bridge we couldn't dismantle it because
there were all these Italians fishing off it."

Golf V Gti V.s. Golf V R32 V.s. Audi S3

Three blondes were witnesses to a crime, so they went to the police
station to identify the suspect. The police chief said he would show
them a mug shot of someone for thirty seconds, then ask each one for a
description. After showing the photo to the first blonde, he covered
it, then asked her how she would recognize the suspect.

''Easy,'' she replied. ''He only has one eye.''

The chief was stunned. ''He only has one eye because it is a profile
shot! Think about it!'' He repeated the procedure for the second
blonde and again asked how she would recognize him.

''He only has one ear,'' was her answer.

''What is the matter with you people?!? It is a profile shot! You are
seeing him from the side!'' He repeated the procedure for the third
blonde, then said, ''How would you recognize the suspect? Now think
before you give me a stupid answer.''

After viewing the photo, she thought for a minute, then said, ''He's
wearing contact lenses.''

This took the chief by surprise. He looked real hard at the picture
and couldn't tell if the suspect had contacts or not, so he went into
the database and looked at the report. Sure enough, when the mug shot
was taken, he was wearing contact lenses! He went back to her and
asked, ''How could you tell he was wearing contact lenses? Nobody else
here in this precinct saw that!''

''Well,'' she said, ''he can't wear regular glasses with only one eye
and one ear, now, can he?''

Bi-Turbo R32 vs. M3

A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the
woman working there for a haircut. The blonde sits down in the chair.
The woman takes the blonde's headphones off and cuts her hair. At the
end, the woman asks how she likes her hair but, to her surprise the
blonde is dead! The woman picks up the headphones and listens.

She hears: "Breathe in...breathe out...breathe in...breathe out."

Bmw Alpina B7 Vs Mercedes Benz Clk 63 Amg

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a
question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit
a bus, went upon the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop
window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver
said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights
out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little
tap would scare you so much." The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a van carrying dead
bodies for the last 25 years."

Bridgestone - Critters Scream

A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires
a new CEO. He immediately declares his intention to
rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a man
leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and
he wants to let them know he means business.
The CEO walks up to the man and asks: "And how much
money do you make in a week?" The young man calmly
replies: "I make $200 a week. Why?"
The CEO hands the man $200 in cash and screams:
"Here's a week's pay. Now get out and don't come
back!"
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO
looks around the room and asks: "Does anyone want to
tell me what that slacker did here?"
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers
mutters: "He's the delivery guy from Pizza Hut."

Audi - The Godfather

A British doctor, a German doctor and an American doctor were
chatting.
The British doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that
we can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him
looking for work in six weeks."
Then the German doctor bragged, "That''s nothing, we can take a lung
out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in
four weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way
behind. We took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White
House, and almost immediately afterwards half the country was looking
for work."

Porsche Drawing

The 10 reasons beer is better than sex
1: A beer never talks back
2: A beer never gets jealous when you have another beer
3: A beer always tastes good
4: A beer never has to wash up before you have it
5: A beer never checks out another beer
6: A beer never whines
7: you can always have another beer
8: Beer comes in 6, 12, and 24 packs for maximum enjoyment
9: you never have to wait for beer
10: Beer goes down smooth....

AMAZING Mustang Drawing

There was this American tourist in Mexico, and he was getting tired
of walking around, so he went up to a donkey rental place and said,
''Can I rent a donkey?'
The guy said, "We don't call them donkeys here, we call them asses.
This is the only ass I have left, and you have to scratch him when you
want to make him stop."
The guy rides his ass for a while, sees a hotdog stand, and asks for a
hotdog. The vendor replies, "We don't call them hotdogs here we call
the wieners."
Meanwhile his donkey is wandering away, so he goes up to another
tourist and says "Will you hold my wiener whille I scratch my ass?"

Amazing Aston Martin Drawing

Sports cars are meant to be beautiful, and no maker of sporting cars has a better reputation for understated elegance and graceful styling than Aston Martin. Their beauty comes from harmonious proportions, a ground-hugging stance, taut surfacing, and thorough attention to detail. They are subtle, not attention-seeking. DB9 appears as if milled from a solid piece of aluminium.

Its side profile is typically Aston Martin: very clean, with a single sweep roofline. The uncluttered lines flow through to a distinctive tail, and the haunches on the rear wings are wide and curvaceous. Key Aston Martin design characteristics include the distinctive grille, metal side strakes and signature rear window shape.

Ocean City MD Tunning Car Show 2005 Part 2

Who was Better in Mclaren Mercedes Alonso or Hamilton or ???

The race in Mclaren who gonna be on the top over when Alonso left the team. But the question is still alive who was better Alonso or Hamilton??? We will see soon.
To be continue...

Ocean City MD Tunning Car Show 2005

Toyota Competition

Nice commercial presenting the infinity fight between man and woman. Who gonna be on the top. Toyota definetly is one of the best cars.

Mercedes Benz

A blonde walks into the library and says to the librarian, ''Can I
have a burger and fries?''
''Sorry, this is a library.''
So the blonde whispers, ''Oh, may I have a burger and fries?''


Why we think we can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's
hair have to do with her worth as a human being?

Bugatti Veyron vs C.Ronaldo

Who can believe that a human being is faster then the fastest car in the world???
So car which prise is over $1,000,000 was defeated By C.Ronaldo which prise defined by Man.Un is round $90,000,000. so if the club sells him they can afford to buy round 90 cars. Everybody in the club will have a car like this one :))

Paris Hilton Washing the Car

A great and sexy commercial which was banned because this will upset quite a few in the food circle.
The maker of this wanted a controversial figure, which they found in the form of cool and sexy Paris Hilton. The buyers now ask for the Paris Hilton burger, which indicates their acceptance.

Racing Accident

So powerfull The smell of burning tires... In the car racing there is so many commercials ...drinks, insurance, everything... and Power Heavy Duti drill. Be carefull when getting it from the shop...What kind of car do you have??? Truck???