Victoria Beckham Vogue Shoot

09 March 2008




What do women and tile floors have in common?
Lay 'em good once and you'll never have any more trouble out of em.


Q: How are toilets different from women?
A: The toilet doesn't follow you around after you use it.


Why don't women need watches?
Because there's a clock on the stove.


If a woman could change a man into any mammal, what would it be?
A whale - because it has a thirty foot tongue, and can breathe out of
the top of its head!

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